''I don't support birthday humus.'' - Martina

Prayer Pants

Scott:  I usually pray with pants on.

The Poor Richard's Almanac & Pink Eye

Scott:

Early to bed
Early to rise
Makes a man
Pink in the Eyes

seducing...

"You can't seduce a woman in labor."
     -Martina Severn

Oh the Pubescence!!!

Scott:  Oh I love this album!  It reminds me of my childhood, and my post-pubescent life!

Ammon: .....

....

Ammon: Scott, only weirdos say pubescent.

Scott: Post-pubescent, thank you very much.

Pop-up Book

Amanda: "Nobody's listening to my story..."
Martina: "I'm listening. I'm just interjecting every once in a while."
Scott: "We're like a pop-up book, you tell the story and we pop up every once in a while."

Mom's havin' another!

A recent phone conversation:

Mom: Hey Ammon!
Ammon: Hey, Mom!  I just had a question...
Baby: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mom:  Oh, hold on, I'm having a crying baby...
Ammon:  What?!  Mom, that's not just a comment you throw around.  A little warning would have been nice!  I'm you're oldest son!  How do you think that makes me feel?!  I had no idea this was happening!

Mom, in case you're wondering, this happened while you were trying to console the baby.  Congrats, by the way!