Statistics Jokes

Scott:  I just extrapolated all over the place.

Ammon:  I just extrapolated myself.

Drop of a Pin

Talking about the new MormonMessage video of Jeffrey R. Holland's moving talk on lust...

Ammon: When he gave that, I bet you could hear a pin drop in there... on the carpet.

Scott: I bet you could hear a pin drop... in space.

She WHAT???

Speaking of Zack's impending fiancee:

Scott: So until they're engaged, he wants her to still date other people.

Ammon: Yeah, that's a good idea, so that way she can still get some experience.

Scott: Ya know, that sounds so...

Ammon: Yeah...

Billy the Tech

To a customer at Vivint, where Ammon recently started working:

Ammon: So I've got the appointment confirmed for the 12th.

Customer: What will the technician's name be?

Ammon: We don't actually know what his name will.................

(Scott, who has worked at Vivint much longer and has been watching poor Ammon, points to the scheduled technician's name on the screen)

Ammon: (at customer) ...........it'll probably be Billy.

(Scott dies of laughter wondering if the customer thinks that Ammon just made up the first name that came to his mind)

Dating Theories

Zack: Scott, this girl said she thinks you're "yummy"...

Scott: So, either she thinks I'm really attractive... or she's a cannibal and wants to eat me. Either of the two

Abusing Random Body Parts.

Scott sez: That's like a slap in the thyroid!

Excuse me?

On getting through a very crowded space:

Ammon: Pardon my... everything.

Tater jokes

Earlier today about Ammon offering some baked potatoes to the rest of the apartment:

Zack: I'm sorry Ammon, but I'm way too good for your potatoes.

Welcome!

On behalf of Zackary, Scott, and myself (Ammon), we proudly present, "The Quote Blog of Apt.116"!!!!

All of the greatest jokes and stupid humor reeking from this apartment will be posted here.  So, without further ado, Let the blogging begin!