Welcome, Amanda! On Tswift:

A little preface: Amanda Pearl is Zack's fiancee. And she has some awesome one-liners, as you're about to see.

Ammon: I have a long standing bet of $50 with my little sister that says that I'll take Taylor Swift on a date.

Amanda: I would never want to take her on a date.  Or be her friend for that matter.

Ammon: Why not?

Amanda:  She might write a song about you!

Who would have guessed?

This all took place over text.

Ammon: Are we going up to Idaho this weekend?
Zack: I'm actually not going to the idaho this weekend.  we can go up halloween weekend though!

       You will never guess what I'm doing right now though...

Ammon: Skydiving naked?

Zack: So you're watching the live feed?

Ammon: THAT'S YOU??? OH MY GOSH!!! I was just joking! How did you wrap yourself in all that seran wrap? Those Christmas lights are a nice touch btw.

Zack:  Hahahaha! Holy craps I'm crying!

Introducing... Matt Casady!!!

After walking in on Zack for the umpteenth time...

Matt: "Why do you never have pants on!?!?!"

Sounds fishy...

So, we were at Zack's house in Payson for some awesome dinner and dating advice with his awesome family. They had made breaded tilapia (fish) and fried cod, and had happened to place the two fish delicacies on the same plate. Upon eating of the tilapia, Scott exclaimed,

"Tilapia is next to Codliness!"

They Call Me...

"Scott, we just want to lock you up in a music store for a week. You'd emerge something like a mix between Ben Folds, Metallica, and Beethoven.

We could call you Ben-tallica-hoven"

-Ammon

Bros Before... Actual Prostitutes

Zack-

"All I hear is 'Blah blah blah, I'm copping out on going to Idaho with my friends Zack and Scott'"

Ammon-
"Zack, you realize that the saying 'bros before hoes' only applies when you're dealing with actual prostitutes..."

Zack-
"Touche, Ammon, Touche"