Monday, May 14, 2012

Santa's never coming for you again!

Now, introducing Chris T., who lives in the apartment above us.  A sparky young man, with an engaging personality, a full set of teeth, and fingers that can make the viola sing sweet music.

While playing the game "Never have I ever"...

Ryan: Yeah, I've eaten Reindeer.
Chris:  *Grabs Ryan by the shoulders, stares at him right in the eyes, and yells* THAT'S WHY SANTA DOESN'T COME ANYMORE!!!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Chuck Norris

Bethany- So... Who is Chuck Norris?

Ammon: Really?

Bethany: Ya.

Ammon: Chuck Norris movies, Walker Texas Ranger....

Bethany:  So he's like Oprah?

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Peculiar Posts at 2 a.m.

While driving, Scott used the word "Proclavity".  It's supposed to be "proclivity", i.e. A tendency to choose or do something regularly, but we'll give it to him.


After a few minutes of silence,


Scott: My prolific pal, you possess a peculiar proclivity for propelling yourself towards perilous pitfalls in the pavement.


Ammon: You've been working on that one, haven't you.


Scott:... Yeah, for the last few minutes


It was particularly funny, especially pondering on the passing hour...  I'm done.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Song Title- Move My Way

Sweet Darling, move my way
Remove the slippers from your feet
and be here to stay
Sweet Darling, come my way
We'll run the length of summer's love
That lasts the light of day...

Rain-
Like the chasing of the day.
You would never move my way
with the faces that you make (JAM NOW)
you came along with sun and song
a broken heart that kept me long
Just enough to fool a man
whose jests had kept him far from harm

Sweet darling look to me
Leave your dreams, your shapes and seams
unravel all your memories
Sweet darling fall for me
The tide is high and the waves are rough
we'll make our way to sea

(Bridge it Scott!)
I will be here there for you
when the world comes down

(Guitar Solo? I say yes.)

See
I will be there hanging free
A martyr's line of misery
would keep your presence close to me
See the way we move the day
if you could simply shy away
from the shadow games we play...

Sweet Darling move my way
Remove the slippers from your feet
and be here to stay
Sweet Darling, come my way
We'll run the length of summer's love
That lasts the light of day...

MUSIC BY: Scott Shattuck and Devin Barrett
LYRICS BY: Ammon Hallsted and Scott Shattuck