The conversation started with Drama. Then went so... far from where we were.
Ammon: Yeah, I don't deal with crap. I don't do crap, ever.
Matt: You don't crap?
Ammon: Never.
Matt: Well, I crap like at least once a day, maybe twice.
Scott: Yeah, I'll go twice a day.
Ammon: Yeah, I have a bum catheter. You do know what a catheter is, right?
Matt: Yes I do. Well, with that in mind, I'm going to bed. (Shuts the door)
Ammon: I hope that image sticks.
Scott: Matt, I want that as your mental screensaver, all night long!
(Matt comes back in)
Matt: Guys, I wanted to let you know, I just woke up, and I had a colonoscopy in my sleep.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
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