Ashley Parrot's Cutest Voice Cuotes.

Ashley Parrot is our fantastic neighbor, with the cutest Georgia voice we've ever heard.  That being said, she definitely says THE DARNDEST things with it.  For example:

"I will cut you!!!"


"I'm going to strangle you!!!"


"I just wish that you would die."


"I'm just so proud... to be an American?"


"Guys... I'm peeling."


"This is a liquid-nitrogen burn."


"I need my cookies AND I NEED THEM NOW!!!"


"And I will tower over you!" She' like 5'3"


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We should pray... Well, maybe not.

Ryan and Steve Garlik (our new friend) were talking about the float trip and how hard it was to row. Garlik's crew was the last boat to get into lunch (even though they pride themselves on being super athletic). They were so far behind because their RAFT WAS DEFLATING and were sucked into a whirlpool.  They're 1/2 an hour behind when Steve relates-

Steve Garlik: I should have said a prayer.

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I didn't though.
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But we still made it!
*hysterical laughter*

Technologically updated sayings

I offered to fix the computer of the kindest person on earth: Jane Croft.  For those of you who instantly thought of Tomb Raider, you should share this blog on Facebook.  Just sayin.

For my offer to help, Jane brought over a massive gift basket filled with delicious cookies.  Here's what came of that:

Scott: You know Ammon, install updates for a Jane for a day, you fix her computer for a month.  Teach a Jane how to install updates on her computer, you fix her problems for 5 years or so.

Ammon: OR...  install updates every week for Jane, get cookies every week from Jane!

Sleepless in Provo

"If sleep determined beauty, than college kids would be butt-ugly."
-Scotty-poo Shattuck

First world problems, (Continuous post)

6/11/12- We had FHE (which is where several singles get together and try to flirt in front of the other singles they just were flirting with) and one guy kept sticking his hot dog into the fire pit where we were roasting hot dogs and marshmallows.  He began to hit everyone else's food and marshmallows, and I immediately called him out:

Ammon: Chris!  Stop touching eveyone elses food with your hot dog!  It's gross!

Scott: Ammon's like, "Stop touching my free hot dog which I'm roasting over a fire pit with these giant white puffballs of sugar (mallows)!"  First world problems.

During our latest excursion to 7 Peaks (for our foreign readers, it's a waterpark.  For our local readers, come join us!  Every Saturday, from 9:30-12.)

Let's try that again: During our latest excursion to 7 Peaks, we were freezing on the tower of slides due to the blustery weather.  I leaned against the side, tried to block the wind with my blue mat, and complained to Zack and Scott:

Ammon: Man, it's slightly cold!

Scott:  Yeah, those are First World problems, for sure!

Ammon:  Man, I'm a bit hungry.  I could really go for a saltine or something!

Scott: Again, First world problems!

Compromising in Marriage

Ryan: So Zack, how many kids are you guys going to have?

Zack: Well, I want 4, but she wants 6...

Ryan: So you'll compromise, right?

Zack: Yeah, we'll compromise and have 6.  :D

Puzzled no more!

Ammon, in a contemplative mood, stated;

Ammon: You know, if there's one thing that puzzles me...

Scott: It's women.

Ammon:  No, not even women.  I've got that well in hand.

Scott: Wow. Bold statement.  Don't come crying to me when you're having women trouble.