The wonders of the human body. Or maybe just Scott's body. Yep, just Scott's body.

--A few weeks ago:

Ammon: Scott, did you just sniff both of your armpits?

Scott:.... Yes I did.  One of them smells worse than the other.

Ammon: How... Why would you possibly know that?!

Scott: You don't sniff your shirts after wearing them?

Ammon:  NO Scott, I don't.  I don't sniff my armpits.

Scott: Yeah, my right armpit smells worse than the other.

Ammon: WHAT?!

--A few minutes ago:

Ammon:  Scott, did you just smell your floss?

Scott:  Yes I did.

Ammon: Scott, why on earth would you smell your floss?!?

Scott: Because it smells like pickles.

Ammon:........ Did you have pickles earlier tonight?

Scott:  No I didn't.  My tooth junk-filler-stuff always smells like pickles, every night!

Ammon:  .........

Scott: Don't worry, I'm not going to make you smell it.

Ammon: I WOULD NEVER...  Thank you, Thank you Scott for not making me smell your pickle teeth floss!! I'm so glad and grateful that you're not making me smell your pickle flavored floss!  Thank you!

Barney- way too much love

Ammon: K guys, there's this episode of Barney...

Matt: Wait, are you talking about the love-kids show?

Ammon: I have no idea what show you're talking about, but the show we know is about a big purple dinosaur.

Scott's Third Wheelin' it!

Kevin Williams: Hey Matt, do you remember when your date almost got hit by a car?

Matt: She wasn't my date.

Kevin: Yeah right, okay... well Ammon was my date.

Scott: Oh thank goodness I didn't go, I would've been the third wheel for a gay couple!

Johnny Appleseed

While I'm eating my apple pie...

Scott: Did you hear that joke about the rat in the apple pie?

Matt: No, but did you hear that joke about the earwax and the apple pie?

Scott: No, but did you hear about the ear pimple and the apple pie?

Matt:, Oh, yeah, but did you hear about the pimple that exploded in the apple pie???

Ammon: CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE A MAN AND HIS APPLE PIE ALONE??!!