--A few weeks ago:
Ammon: Scott, did you just sniff both of your armpits?
Scott:.... Yes I did. One of them smells worse than the other.
Ammon: How... Why would you possibly know that?!
Scott: You don't sniff your shirts after wearing them?
Ammon: NO Scott, I don't. I don't sniff my armpits.
Scott: Yeah, my right armpit smells worse than the other.
Ammon: WHAT?!
--A few minutes ago:
Ammon: Scott, did you just smell your floss?
Scott: Yes I did.
Ammon: Scott, why on earth would you smell your floss?!?
Scott: Because it smells like pickles.
Ammon:........ Did you have pickles earlier tonight?
Scott: No I didn't. My tooth junk-filler-stuff always smells like pickles, every night!
Ammon: .........
Scott: Don't worry, I'm not going to make you smell it.
Ammon: I WOULD NEVER... Thank you, Thank you Scott for not making me smell your pickle teeth floss!! I'm so glad and grateful that you're not making me smell your pickle flavored floss! Thank you!
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