6/11/12- We had FHE (which is where several singles get together and try to flirt in front of the other singles they just were flirting with) and one guy kept sticking his hot dog into the fire pit where we were roasting hot dogs and marshmallows. He began to hit everyone else's food and marshmallows, and I immediately called him out:
Ammon: Chris! Stop touching eveyone elses food with your hot dog! It's gross!
Scott: Ammon's like, "Stop touching my free hot dog which I'm roasting over a fire pit with these giant white puffballs of sugar (mallows)!" First world problems.
During our latest excursion to 7 Peaks (for our foreign readers, it's a waterpark. For our local readers, come join us! Every Saturday, from 9:30-12.)
Let's try that again: During our latest excursion to 7 Peaks, we were freezing on the tower of slides due to the blustery weather. I leaned against the side, tried to block the wind with my blue mat, and complained to Zack and Scott:
Ammon: Man, it's slightly cold!
Scott: Yeah, those are First World problems, for sure!
Ammon: Man, I'm a bit hungry. I could really go for a saltine or something!
Scott: Again, First world problems!
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