Billy the Tech

To a customer at Vivint, where Ammon recently started working:

Ammon: So I've got the appointment confirmed for the 12th.

Customer: What will the technician's name be?

Ammon: We don't actually know what his name will.................

(Scott, who has worked at Vivint much longer and has been watching poor Ammon, points to the scheduled technician's name on the screen)

Ammon: (at customer) ...........it'll probably be Billy.

(Scott dies of laughter wondering if the customer thinks that Ammon just made up the first name that came to his mind)